I'm willing to bet over 50% of the few people reading this know little to no information about Norway. Which is where I come in. For example, did you know Norways national symbol is the lion? Or that the cheese slicer was invented in Norway in 1925 by Thor Bjørklund and has remained almost complete unchanged since then? What about the fact that the official Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square in London has come from Norway every single year since 1946? Bet you didn't know that! Why do I need to know this you might ask? Duh, to impress your friends!! Here come more!! Minnesota is the unofficial Norwegian capital of the United States, and more Norwegians live in Minnesota than in any other state. And for those people that are thinking right now, I don't need to impress my friends with weird facts about Norway that they won't care about, I'm cool (I'm talking to you Jay!) they will definitely want to move to Norway when they find out that Grandiosa frozen pizza is Norway’s unofficial national dish. There. Boom. You have been educated. Essie out! *mile drop*